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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4258 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 719 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!