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HappyHero Minecraft Server

blissful, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, exuberant, Grateful, Happiness, Happy, HappyHero, Hero, joy, jubilant, Minecraft, Optimistic, overjoyed., pleased, Positive, Server, thankful, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Emeralds Found:	1944	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	238	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6795	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	1466
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Votes:	6959	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Adventures, BIZARRE, DreamCraft, dreams, Ethereal, FANTASY, hallucination, imagination, Inexplicable, Metaphysical, Mind, Mysterious, odd, OTHERWORLDLY, peculiar, Perception, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, vision, Wacky, weird

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, Culinary, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, Diversity, ethnicity, flavor profiles, Food, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, oceans, Seasoning, seasoning techniques, Server, Spice, SpiceOcean, white people

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

bullrun, Buy, cryptocurrency, digital assets, dumping, Dumpingfree, Economy, finance, Investment, Japan, market, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, OMG, price movement, smp, stock market, stocks, STOP, Trading, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎

GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Blockheads, community support, Diversity, eco-friendly parenting, education, future generations, gen z, Gender Roles, GenZCraft, inclusion, mental health, millennial parents, mindfulness, modern parenting, parenting, progressive parenting, Raising, raising kids, screen time limits, self-care, social media, Technology, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	3396	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.