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Glass Portal Mine

Break, deep thoughts, existential crisis, existentialism, Glass, Identity, introspection, Perception, perspective, philosophical musings, philosophy, Portal, Reality, Reflection, Screen, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, separation, WINDOW, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	191

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2718
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Items Found:	3145	Dragon Eggs Found:	8039
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	116	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

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