Evaluation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bookworms & Boners Server

Authenticity, Discernment, Honest, book review, Server

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

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VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

Thoughts, perspective, Viewpoint, Vulpixsi, sentiment

Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

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Minecraft server: Mmasissies – Crafting Chaos!

Evaluation, perspective, Crafting, Mmasissies, answer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the losers have to wear pink armor made of flowers for a whole week! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Chicken Jousting” event, where players ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pig” who poops out diamonds instead of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Mmasissies, our response? It’s time to get your game on!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Feedback, Assessment, Comment, addition, Analysis

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and ride a flying llama into battle against the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

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CraftyDebate Minecraft Server

Options, Factors, Conclusion, Evaluation, Optimal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute best! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, duh!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of ultimate power. But beware, the evil zombie chickens are always lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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AnimeLovers Minecraft Server

Anime, criticism, debate, discussion, Accuracy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most anime-tastic server out there! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest anime-inspired items, like the legendary Sword of Waifu Protection or the Shield of Senpai Defense.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of ninja pandas who guard the mystical realm of Kawaii Land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Panda Sensei in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Anime Genie!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can answer the age-old question: Was he right about anime? (Spoiler alert: yes, yes he was)

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PixelCraft Minecraft Server

Domination, low test, Gay, creativity, DOMINATES

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing dominating is the lag? Well, come join our server where we artistically dominate and filter out all the low test gay pussies! Why settle for weak players when you can join a community of fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to conquer the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle our awesomeness. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that will make your enemies cry, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of dominating like never before. Just be warned, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to kick some virtual butt!

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BlockBaeCountCraft

societal expectations, promiscuity, stigma, social perceptions, sexual partners

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of exploding, it starts breakdancing and drops a bunch of loot for you. That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so elite that they have their own secret language made up of only emojis and cat noises. You gotta be in the know to understand what’s going on, but once you do, you’ll be laughing your butt off all day long.

And get this, our server has a built-in dating system where you can find your perfect Minecraft match. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building pixelated houses together?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Just remember, the more sexual partners you have in the game, the cooler you’ll be. It’s science, bro. Let’s get this party started!

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ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

chances, Positive, Quality, Good, Assessment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…

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ToxicTamponMetalMadness

hygiene, brands, lead, toxic metals, 14 brands

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

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