Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.
And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!
But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!
we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.
but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.
come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.
Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Whitelisted | Yes, 18+ |
| Server Location | East Coast of US |
| Features | Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds |
| Discord | Join Discord |
Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.
To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.
Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.
The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.
On our server, you can unleash your creativity without worrying about someone pouring water on your Nintendo switch. Plus, we have a strict “no bullying stuffies” policy to ensure a peaceful and fun gaming experience for all.
Join now and say goodbye to biased uncles and demanding aunts! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. See you in the virtual world!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the power of infinite respawns! Build your own pixelated empire and rule over your friends with an iron pickaxe (literally)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Pig! Legend has it that whoever captures and tames this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited bacon for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve fallen into lava!
