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BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

BlockyBrits, Covid-19, Do Not Travel, international travel, pandemic, Tables Turned, travel advisory, travel bans, Travel Bans UK, Travel Guidelines, travel news, travel regulations, travel restrictions, Travel Restrictions UK, travel safety, Travel Updates, uk, UK Travel Advisory, UK Travel Bans, UK Travel Restrictions, United Kingdom, Zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9153
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragons Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

Biodiversity loss, climate change, conservation efforts, Coral Reefs, Devastating, ecological devastation, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, global impact, largest ever recorded, marine life, marine species, marine sponges, mass bleaching, natural disaster, New Zealand coastline, ocean conservation, over 50% killed, SpongepocalypseNZ, underwater habitats

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	New Chunks Explored:	262756
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ores Mined:	3001
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!