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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8260 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4016 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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