euthanizing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

30PlusWomenLover Minecraft SMP 2023

30+ year old women, 30PlusWomenLover, age gap, age preference, Ageism, attractiveness, beauty standards, current year, Diversity, Gaming, GILFs, Maturity, middle aged women, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, Preference, Preferences, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, women in games, women representation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in games? Join our Minecraft SMP where the majority of players are 30+ year old women! Say goodbye to those pesky youngins and hello to MILFs and GILFs galore. Our server is like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with some experienced players who know their way around a blocky world? Join us for a mature gaming experience like no other!

SisInLawSavageCraft

brother-in-law, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Honesty, Infidelity, loyalty, marital issues, Marriage, mistress, pandemic, relationships, SisInLawSavageCraft, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Votes:	9950	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my brother-in-law’s cheating scandal!

Picture this: a husband’s brother goes abroad for a job, only to be caught cheating on his wife during a pandemic. And guess what? He’s been shacking up with a mistress while neglecting his own family! But wait, there’s more – he falls ill and suddenly wants to come back home to his wife, who’s having none of it. Can you say drama llama?

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand, just like I did when I accidentally spilled the tea to my sister-in-law. And don’t worry about sugarcoating things here – we’re all about keeping it real, even if it means stirring the pot a little too much.

So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyWar Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyWar, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear deal, President Macron, russia, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, Warning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers!

HamasCraft: Unacceptable Murder!

Assassination, Condemnation, diplomatic crisis, foreign affairs, Gaza Strip, government response, Hamas Leader, Hamas movement, HamasCraft, international relations, Middle East conflict, Moscow, murder, political murder, political violence, RIA reports, russia, russia news, targeted killing, Terrorism, UNACCEPTABLE, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8705	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds u ever seen! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the macarena! u gotta join cuz russia called us the best server in the world and said if u dont join, ur missing out on life! we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

EarthNetwork

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	193	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to Earth Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Dive into our diverse gamemodes: conquer the wild in Survival, master the skies in Skyblock, and brave the depths in Underground Survival. Each mode offers unique challenges and endless adventures. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or strategist, Earth Network has something for everyone. Stay tuned for more exciting gamemodes coming soon. Join our vibrant community and embark on your next Minecraft adventure with Earth Network today!

play.earthnetwork.xyz

ConflictCloud

Adventure, alliances, Challenges, Community, Crafting, deliveries, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factories, Fun, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Legacy, Minecraft, Pets, Premium, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tool skins, Trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	93
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Star Shards Collected:	78	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Server Ip: conflictcloud.cc

Welcome to ConflictCloud, where survival meets adventure in a fully premium Minecraft experience! Dive into a world brimming with excitement and challenges, offering hundreds of hours of immersive gameplay for every player.

Embark on your journey in our survival-based server, where every decision shapes your destiny. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a novice settler, there’s always something new to discover in our vast and dynamic world.

At ConflictCloud, we believe in providing a fair and inclusive environment for all players. Even without donations, you’ll find yourself immersed in an exciting and unique experience, with equal opportunities for everyone to thrive.

But that’s not all! Prepare to be amazed by our extensive array of features, including pets to accompany you on your adventures, dazzling trails to personalise your journey, tool skins to make your tools truly your own, convenient deliveries to enhance your gameplay, and intricate factories to fuel your creativity.

Join us at ConflictCloud and become part of a thriving community where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. Whether you’re forging alliances, conquering challenges, or simply enjoying the tranquility of your own corner of the world, there’s something here for everyone.

Are you ready to embark on your greatest adventure yet? Join ConflictCloud today and start crafting your legacy!

conflictcloud.cc

Mine, Craft, and Shop ‘Til You Drop! Mina y compra Minecraft pe realms

accion, Aventura, competiciones, Compra, Craft, CULTIVO, Desafios, Drop, Eventos, hornos, jefes, Jugadores, mina, MINAS, Minecraft, Minería, mobs, Other, Parcelas, PvP, Realms, salas encantamientos, Shop, Sorpresas, Til, tiro al blanco, Trabajos, Vip, zombies

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview – Capybarita

Features	Description
Store	Buy and sell items in the server store.
Bank	Store and manage your in-game currency in the bank.
Soccer Field	Enjoy a game of soccer with other players.
Player Shop	Create your own shop to sell items to other players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 78.46.65.243 and port: 5397 in your Minecraft Pocket Edition server list.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are special events designed for players to enjoy their experience on Capybarita.
Can I customize my plot on the server?	Yes, you can enjoy customizable plots on Capybarita.
What kind of kits are available in the “Estilo Blox Fruit” factory?	Exclusive kits are available in the factory for unique gameplay experiences.

CouchCraft Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, controversial, controversial content, Couch, CouchCraft, explicit, hnnngggg, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive, online behavior, Provocative, provocative behavior, scandalous, seductive, Server, Sexy, slut, social media, Thread, viral

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and pure madness!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed in nothing but diamond armor and tutus, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Twerk” competition where the best twerking statue wins a prize!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Hnnngggg” dungeon where players must face off against a horde of horny creepers and seductive skeletons. Can you survive the lust-filled onslaught and come out victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

Abuse, Attention, Bear, BLEW, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, CraftyCreeper101, creeper, crime, Government, House, injustice, Kids, Maduro, Manipulation, Mind, Minecraft, pizzagate, Politics, Propaganda, rape, scandal, Silence, smp, Time, Truth, Venezuela, Victims, Week

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Farms Harvested:	685	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

CreeperCursedLand

Affliction, Bad Luck, CreeperCursedLand, CURSE, grudge, hatred, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Malice, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Retribution, Revenge, Spite, Suffering, Torment, Vengeance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7784
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner prankster and wreak havoc on your enemies in the most hilarious ways possible!

Imagine trapping your nemesis in a never-ending loop of falling anvils or turning their entire base into a giant maze filled with exploding chickens. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous curses to make your enemies regret ever crossing you. Who needs revenge when you have a Minecraft server full of devious tricks up your sleeve? Let the trolling begin!