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Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Votes:	9704	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Villages Defended:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6519
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Farms Harvested:	360

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	4484
Mines Excavated:	2976	Star Shards Collected:	88
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	141927	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	7104	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Votes:	8261	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	254	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	45	Ores Mined:	4646
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!