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Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

advertising, alive, bedrock, Chat, Cracked, Daily, diamonds, Discord, first server, Hearts, Join, Login, messages, Minecraft, NexusDark, norm, Players, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Server Uptime, Small Community, smp, stealing, Supported

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Potions Brewed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	9667	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4868	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	36

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	7058	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Items Found:	5526	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Brainy Sleepy Check

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Votes:	9365	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Runes Activated:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

amazingsmp.mazen.host:25586

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

redexiquexique.jogar.io