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Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	253
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	6453
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Farms Harvested:	522	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Towns Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Emeralds Found:	5958
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
New Chunks Explored:	652212	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	2952
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	173	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

KolkataRageCraft

anger, brutality, Civil unrest, crime, demonstration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian police, Justice, Kolkata doctor, KolkataRageCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, tear gas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

OppositeCraft

Assumptions, Beliefs, biases, close-mindedness, cognitive dissonance, communication barriers, confirmation bias, critical thinking, disagreements, Diversity, Empathy, judgments, misconceptions, misunderstandings, Open-mindedness, opposing views, OppositeCraft, Perspectives, social dynamics, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ores Mined:	4902
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	60	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

covers, CraftyCraze, LamyArt, Minecraft, MomosuzuNene, NePoLaBo, OmaruPolka, Originals, PolDen, Server, ShishiroBotan, T4U, YukihanaLamy, アート, ししらーと, チャンネル, ツイッター, ねねアルバム, 尾丸ポルカ, 桃鈴ねね, 獅白ぼたん, 絵まる, 雪花ラミィ

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with more shenanigans than a pack of baby zombies on a rampage!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

adolescent behavior, cody, Cool, CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, jerking off, locker room talk, male bonding, male sexuality, Masturbation, peer pressure, personal habits, privacy, private moments, self pleasure, sexual exploration, social norms, speculation, taboo subjects, teenage boys, teenage curiosity, young adults

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

ExBroGFHaterCraft

baby on the way, BETRAYAL, brother, deadbeat, ex girlfriend, ExBroGFHaterCraft, family conflict, family drama, feelings for a friend, Homeless, mother’s disapproval, moving in together, past relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sleeping together, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a love triangle gone wrong, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from secret alliances to shocking betrayals. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a scandalous scandal like the one described above!

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space for all players, even if things get a little crazy. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top. And hey, at least no one’s having a baby that’s not theirs…or are they? Join now and find out!