Eustace Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, Ban, ban me, Bitch, defiance, discipline, disrespectful behavior., Eustace, Eustaces, evade, get slidd, janitor, janitor duty, Janitorial, janitorial work, Mature, mature up, Minecraft, night duty, repeat offender, rule breaking, Server, slidd, troublemaker, usual evasion

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	5148	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9976	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Alien Abductions:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, criminal activity, cyber attack, Damage, data breach, digital infrastructure, DiSRuPtiON, fiber optic networks, France, internet, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, network outage, network security, Repair, sabotage, SabotageCraft, Server, Technology, telecommunications, Vandalism

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!

Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK

Asia, authoritarian regime, BLOCK, Dictatorship, emergency declaration, emergency response, global concern, government control, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international news, isolated nation, Kim Jong-un, Kim regime, Kims, Korean Peninsula, military rule, North Korea, North Korean crisis, Party, political turmoil, stranded, stranded citizens, travel restrictions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.

NerveTechPTSD&SepsisTrackers

DOCTORS, early detection, Health Innovation, healthcare advancements, immune responses, immune system, immunoparalysis, Medical research, medical technology, nerve activity, nerve sensors, NerveTechPTSDSepsisTrackers, patient care, patient monitoring, PTSD awareness, Sepsis, sepsis prevention, technology integration, track PTSD, wearable devices, wearable tech

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	2181
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8203

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before! our server is equipped with the latest wearable tech that can track your nerve activity and alert you if you are at risk of PTSD or sepsis. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also keeping an eye on your nerve activity levels – talk about multitasking!

not only that, but our server has special quests and challenges that can help improve your immune system and prevent immunoparalysis. become the ultimate warrior while also taking care of your health – who knew minecraft could be so beneficial for your well-being?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, danger, and wearable tech madness! (Disclaimer: wearable tech may not actually exist on our server, but it sure does sound cool, right?)

PixelVille Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	893461
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	72	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to PixelVille! PixelVille is an exciting new Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that brings a unique experience to players of all kinds. Our server offers a friendly community and a lot of features that ensure endless fun and exploration. Join Us Today! Explore our custom terrain, team up with friends, and complete quests. Our dedicated staff team is here to welcome you and ensure you have the best Minecraft experience.

Key Features: Cross-Play Compatible!! Player-Run Economy: Engage in a dynamic economy where you can trade, sell, and purchase items with other players. Gravestones: Recover your inventory easily after death with our gravestone system. Dungeons: Challenge yourself with our custom dungeons filled with unique mobs and epic loot. Leveling System: Progress through levels to unlock new abilities and rewards. Weekly Community Events: Participate in exciting events that bring the community together and offer great rewards. Supportive Community: Join a friendly and welcoming community where players help each other thrive. Vote for us on your favorite Minecraft server lists to help PixelVille grow and improve! Let the adventure begin!

play.pixelville.org

LunaSMP

collaboration, Community, cooperation, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, forum, Fun, Growing, in-game currency, Latest Version, LunaSMP, Minecraft, OneBlock, ONLINE, Relaxing, Server, Small, smp, Survival, unique world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Star Shards Collected:	187	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	806
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

LunaSMP is a small but growing Minecraft SMP server that focuses on a fun and relaxing experience for everyone. The server runs on the latest version and is online 24/7.

The server has a strong focus on community and cooperation, and there are many opportunities to meet and collaborate with other players.

Some of the unique features of LunaSMP are:

A unique world An economy based on in-game currency Regular events An active Discord forum for players to communicate with each other If you’re looking for a fun and relaxing Minecraft SMP experience, then LunaSMP is the perfect place for you!

play.lunasmp.nl:19132