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CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	564
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	199	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	2502
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	240
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension Hops:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Potions Brewed:	66	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	947	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!