On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.
Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.
so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!
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Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!
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| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
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| Location | Dallas, USA |
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there land claims on this server? | No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up. |
| Can I use /tpa or /home commands? | No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up. |
| Are there any world resets? | No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant. |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!
Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.
Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join our Free Company “Diamond Pickaxe Squad” and get access to exclusive perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells jokes.
In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).
Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.
Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!