Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	144266	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

Approval, Biomes, building, close-knit, community involvement, continent, Craft, dedicated server, Engaging, Friendly, Fun, HappyGoLucky, high uptime, Maintaining, Mature, Minecraft, ONLINE, player experience, Positive, respectful, rich memories, Seasonal Events, SemiSpice, server performance, simp, small server, sunrise, top-notch, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Dawn MC Server

Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Focus	Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay
Community	Small, close-knit, friendly

Rules:

Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
21+ community only.
Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
Seek approval to build close to other players.

Apply:

If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.

If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been around for over four years.
What is the age requirement?	The community is for 21+ age group only.
Are there any specific rules regarding building?	Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	893
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6076
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Love Letters Sent:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4400	New Chunks Explored:	43221
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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