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CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

armed resistance, Assassination, Conflict, deputy, gaza, idf, international relations, Israel, JabariCraft, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Mohammed al-Jabari, palestine, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, weapons production

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBodyPositivity

beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Items Found:	2527	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

Mechafem Minecraft Server

anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fiction

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

Anon, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet discussion, message board, Minecraft, No. 15399201, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online privacy, online thread, Shenanigans, smp, Umm, user anonymity., user forum, User-generated content

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	4638
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.