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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5370
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkCraftLOL

    ChunkCraftLOL
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4945
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

    Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

    So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PresidentialGriefCraft

    PresidentialGriefCraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 553
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Mines Excavated: 3631

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

    So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArcticPolarMCServer

    ArcticPolarMCServer
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5323
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Animals Bred: 142
    Emeralds Found: 8980 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 278 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HydroCraft Explosions!

    HydroCraft Explosions!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1018
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PickleMines

    PickleMines
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3933
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    PickleMines is a custom scripted mining server made for 1.21 (although compatible down to 1.7) . Mine resources to update your equipment, but watch out for the mobs!

    picklemines.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server

    ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 5849
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5945 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember Imai Asami? Yeah, she’s been busy… playing on our epic Minecraft server! She got so addicted to building pixelated castles and battling creepers that she forgot all about voice acting. Join our server and you might just run into her, mining for diamonds and slaying dragons like a pro.

    But beware, there are rumors that she’s actually a secret Minecraft master, with skills so legendary that Notch himself bows down to her. Some say she can mine a whole mountain in seconds and build a castle taller than the Eiffel Tower in a blink of an eye. Will you be able to keep up with her on our server?

    So come on, join us and witness the epic adventures of Imai Asami in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become her apprentice and learn the ways of the blocky universe. Just remember, diamonds are forever… but so is the fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3745
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

    But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoCrashPad4U

    NoCrashPad4U
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 9862
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

    On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

    Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NomNomCraft

    NomNomCraft
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7370
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Gods Slained: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedSquareRaiders

    RedSquareRaiders
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 617
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Villages Defended: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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