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Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

CraftyHumans Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

The most important human trait is the ability to build epic structures in Minecraft! And on our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills like never before. Join us for crazy build battles, where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow them around and spit on their enemies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. So come on, join us and unleash your inner master builder!

CraftySkillzMC

acquired skills, acquired talents, CraftySkillzMC, Free Time, hidden talents, hobbies, leisure activities, leisure pursuits, new skills, newfound talents, Pastime, personal growth, self improvement, skill development, surprising abilities, surprising hobbies, Talents, unexpected hobbies, unexpected skill, Unique abilities, unusual skills

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	8706
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Farms Harvested:	697	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn how to tame a dragon while mining for diamonds in a virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and discover the most unexpected skills you never knew you had, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at free time the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

DunbarCraft: 150 Friends & Counting

average person, Counting, Dunbar’s number, DunbarCraft, Friends, human interaction, Lifetime, personal connections, Psychology, relationships, social behavior, social bonding, social capacity, social circles, Social Connections, social development, social dynamics, social network, Social Relationships, Social Science, social theory, Sociology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the best place to make friends with, like, way more than 150 people! we got so many peeps on here that you’ll never run out of people to talk to! it’s like, breaking Dunbar’s number but in a good way, ya know? join us and expand your social circle to infinity and beyond! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as Minecraft characters and dance the night away. you don’t wanna miss out on the fun, trust me! come join us and be part of the coolest crew in the Minecraft universe!

PulseCraft: Dementia Detector

assessing risk, Blood vessels, brain function, brain health, brain pulse waves, cognitive decline, dementia, dementia risk, detector, Exploring, innovative method, Insights, measuring method, medical technology, neurology, new tool, Potential, public use, pulse dynamics, pulsecraft, research, researchers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

So, like, imagine this server where we explore brain pulse waves but in Minecraft! We’ve got this crazy method to measure pulse dynamics in blood vessels, like, whoa dude. It’s like, gonna show if you’re at risk for dementia or not. And, like, you can use this tool to see how healthy your brain is, man. It’s open to everyone, so come join the fun and maybe unlock the secrets of your brain, bro!

YourVillage🏠 |⛏️ SMP ⛏️| 🏰 Unique Town System 🏰| ⛰️ Breathtaking World Generation ⛰️

Adventure, Auctions, Bedrockserver, Boss Battles, Breathtaking World Generation, Community, Custom Bosses, custom fishing, deliveries, Exclusive Town System, Javaserver, Jobs and Skills, landscapes, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Minecraftsmp, Minecraftsurvival, Player Market, Quests, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival, Unique Town System, unique world generation, YourVillage

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8634	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Void Gems Collected:	30

Welcome to YourVillage – Your Minecraft Home Awaits!Release date: June 15th 2024 IP: play.urvillage.net (1.20.4 – 1.20.6) Soon 1.21Discord: https://discord.urvillage.netMap: https://map.urvillage.net

Hey there, adventurer! Step into YourVillage, a vibrant and welcoming Minecraft community where everyone feels at home. Our server boasts a unique town system and breathtaking world generation that will leave you in awe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, you’ll find a place here.

Discover the wonders of YourVillage:

🌟 Custom Bosses: Face off against unique, challenging bosses that provide epic loot and unforgettable battles.

🌍 Unique World Generation: Explore stunning, one-of-a-kind landscapes and structures that you won’t find anywhere else.

🏘️ Exclusive Town System: Build and manage the town of your dreams, and form lasting friendships with fellow players.

💼 Jobs and Skills: Choose from a variety of jobs and hone your skills to earn rewards and enhance your gameplay experience.

📦 Deliveries and Player Market: Engage in exciting delivery quests and trade with others in our bustling player market.

🏆 Auctions and Quests: Participate in thrilling auctions and embark on quests that will test your mettle and reward you handsomely.

🎣 Custom Fishing: Relax and unwind with our custom fishing system, complete with unique catches and fishing competitions.

Join us at YourVillage and be part of our wonderful community. Together, we’ll create memories, embark on epic adventures, and build a world like no other.

play.urvillage.net

The Not-So-Invincible Realm where gray lists turn you black and blue!

Adventure, Applications, Black, Blue, Bots, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Gray, invite, Join, lists, members, Minecraft, Mods, NotSoInvincible, Play, PvP, Races, Realm, Roleplay, Server, Show, Superpowers, Survival, Turn

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Invincible Minecraft Realm

Description	Join my Minecraft realm named after the show “Invincible.” It features races (factions) from the show and has a discord for the realm. Unfortunately, there are no superpowers in the realm. Mod applications are open for those interested in helping with bots and regular members to have fun. Join the discord here.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there superpowers in the realm?	No, there are no superpowers in the realm.
Are mod applications open?	Yes, mod applications are open for help with bots and regular members.
What races (factions) are available in the realm?	The realm features races from the show “Invincible.”
Where can I join the discord for the realm?	You can join the discord here.

WorldFixers Minecraft Server

advancement, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Fixed, Fixing, global change, guys, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, new world, Overhaul, problem solving, progress, renovation, Repair, Server, solution, transformation, Upgrade, world improvement, WorldFixers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Farms Harvested:	992

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just… normal? Well, look no further because I have fixed the new world and it’s a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WhichWay Minecraft Server

Choices, confusion, Crossroads, Decision making, decision making models, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, decision-making strategies, Dilemma, Directions, Lost, Minecraft, navigation, Options, pathfinding, route, route planning, Server, uncertainty, Which way, WhichWay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	3070
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical maze of fun and excitement!

Join us and get lost in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden apples, and a disco party every night in the Nether.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, when someone asks you “Which way?”, the only answer is to join our server and never look back!

ModestlyCraftyDinnerDrama

acceptance, Boundaries, Church, clothing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Dinner, friendship, Gay, Hospitality, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, ModestlyCraftyDinnerDrama, modesty, personal space, pride, Religious, Respect, roommates, Self-expression, social norms

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	122	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mines Excavated:	3948	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate John has invited a girl over for dinner. But wait, there’s a catch – he wants you to dress modestly because he’s worried about what she’ll think! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life sitcom unfolding right before your eyes.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can wear whatever the hell you want and tell John to take a hike. Who needs his judgmental attitude anyway? Plus, we’ve got Steve, the ultimate wingman who will always have your back and invite you out for drinks when things get too awkward.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected requests, silent treatments, and questionable roommate behavior. It’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

HouseOfRandoms Minecraft Server

artifact, BIZARRE, discovery, Forgotten, found, hidden, House, Household, HouseOfRandoms, Minecraft, Mystery, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Server, strange, Surprise, Treasure, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a llama wearing a top hat and monocle in your living room? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you might just find a whole herd of them throwing a fancy tea party in the middle of a volcano!

Our server is not your average blocky world – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their snouts, talking trees that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll uncover next!