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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9059
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	51	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	270	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

⚪️ — Free donation!

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⚫ — Events!

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Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ores Mined:	3155
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.