| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4421 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 87 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 605556 |
| Potions Brewed: | 91 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
mc.flowsurvival.org
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4223 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 561 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Votes: | 6315 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1615 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3520 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5657 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
23.109.14.196
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1315 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5315 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7215 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9044 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
