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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9991 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7948 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 9446 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!