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Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Animals Bred:	181	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

German comprehension, German course, German culture, German education, German exercises, German fluency, German grammar, german language, German lessons, German practice, German pronunciation, German reading, German study abroad, German tutor, German vocabulary, German writing, German-speaking, KraftyKrautCraft, language learning, learn German, study German

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4182	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6973
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4327	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?