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Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	1507
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	105

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5149	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Items Found:	6875	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, java, Karasique, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7504	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	128

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	7151
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Awareness, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, life impact, medication, mental health, Mental health advocacy, Minecraft, missed opportunities, neurodiversity, Prodigy, seeking help, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Struggles, Support, Therapy, undiagnosed, wasted time

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	1055
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?