| Players: |
98/600 |
Uptime: |
99% |
| Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
3 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Villages Defended: |
13 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: |
10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: |
4 |
π₯ π₯ π₯
so, like, u know how some
servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.
and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.
oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.
so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.
