OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ores Mined:	3382	Magic Items Found:	5284

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	64
Animals Bred:	127	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	107644	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	4613
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6941	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	87	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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