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Crafty Chosen Crew

#group mentality, alternative lifestyle, belief system, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, Chosen, chosen people, Community, control, Crafty, CREW, Cult, devotion, Exclusivity, Followers, free lunch, indoctrination, influence, leader, loyalty, Manipulation, power dynamics, social structure

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is start a cult! That’s right, just gather some followers, sacrifice a few chickens, and boom – free lunch for everyone! Who knew starting a cult could be so rewarding (and delicious)? Join us now and see just how far your cult can go!

Blocky Death Wish

autism, Autistic children, bed bound, blocky, borderline, bullying, death, dissociation, High IQ, identity crisis, identity formation, mental health, OCD tendencies, psychological torture, schizoaffective, sibling abuse, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide attempts, Trauma, treatment resistant depression

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

MangaCraft: Where the translations are as unfinished as your building projects!

building, Good manga, Manga, Manga collection, Manga community, Manga fans, manga library, manga list, manga lovers, Manga News, manga readers, manga recommendations, manga releases, manga series, manga translations, manga updates, MangaCraft, Projects, Translations, Unfinished, unfinished translations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to be translated? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground library filled with all the best manga that have unfinished translations! Join us and immerse yourself in the world of manga while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs closure when you have unlimited manga at your fingertips? Join now and let the manga madness begin!

Blocky Love Triangle

blocky, consent, controversial, crime, debate, Decision making, Ethics, gender, judgment, kill, law, love, Marriage, Marry, morality, murder, rape, relationships, Social Issues, society, taboo, Triangle, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Votes:	2838	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Daddy’s Daycare: Where parenting takes a hilarious turn!

bittersweet, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daycare, Dedication, emotional, ENERGY, family, Fatherhood, growing up, HEARTBREAK, hilarious, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, life transitions, love, MONEY, parenting, sacrifice, TAKES, tiktok, Time, Turn, Video, viral

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchantments Applied:	128
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of spending all your time, money, and energy on your kids in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to let them spread their virtual wings and fly solo on our server! Join now and watch as your little blocky offspring embark on epic adventures without you. Who knows, they might even become the next Minecraft Steve! So say goodbye to parenting in-game and hello to freedom for both you and your virtual children. Join now and witness the ultimate virtual emancipation!

Creepin’ It Real Minecraft Server

anger, annoyance, Boiling point, bottled up feelings, CREEPIN, enough is enough, exasperation, fed up, Frustration, fury, Irritation, Minecraft, patience wearing thin, pent up emotions, provocation, reaching breaking point, real, Resentment, seething anger, Server, simmering rage, tolerance tested, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	402	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can peacefully build and mine without any chaos? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve let you live long enough!

Join us for a wild ride where mobs are constantly hunting you down, creepers explode on sight, and the only way to survive is by crafting the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on all players. Will you be the one to win her heart and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world where we’ve let you live long enough!

ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

academic rigor, academics, alumni network, Based, BUILD, campus life, campus traditions, career opportunities, Columbia, ColumbiaCraft, Diversity, education, extracurricular activities, higher education, ivy, ivy league, Leaguers, networking, new york city, social scene, student culture, Student Organizations, Students, University

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

aspirations, cave, Crafty, creativity, Dedication, dream, DWELLERS, FANTASY, future goals, hobby, Improvement, inspiration, ISOLATION, madness, Miku, Minecraft, music production, Passion, Practice, room, Ultimate, Virtual idol, virtual singer, vocaloid, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7159
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	689788
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4339	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!