Eton – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.
Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

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StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!
awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world
Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!
Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

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Blockhead Banter
anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.
So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

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Mediocre Mineville
Bother, continue, decision, Effort, Explore, follow, Further, Interest, invest, mediocre, Mineville, next, not into, okay, pass, reason, series, Skip, Super, Time, watch, worth it
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).
So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

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CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!
animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

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LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440
appstore, blocks, Clear All Cathy, countdown, Current Extractions, Edgar Family Butler Ishmael, Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu, Ego, Endless, FAQs, General guide, google play, Heathcliff, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, memes, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Lake, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources
Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.
Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.
But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

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CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
action, agent, assassins creed, CraftySpyCraft, CREEPERS, deus ex, Espionage, Hitman, Infiltration, intelligence, james bond, metal gear solid, Missions, real, sniper elite, SPIES, Splinter Cell, spy games, stealth, strategy, Surveillance, Thriller, tom clancys, undercover
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs
Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

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Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block
BLOCK, Consciousness, Craft, Crisis, existentialism, Identity, inner workings, introspection, mind-body connection, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-awareness journey, Self-examination, self-exploration, self-identity, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, sense of self
Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.
On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!
But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?
Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

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Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server
Black Box Testing, Bug Tracking, Crafty, Defect Management, Exploratory Testing, Load Testing, lolz, McTestys, Performance Testing, Quality Assurance, Regression Testing, Server, software testing, Stress Testing, Test Automation, Test Cases, Test Execution, Test Plan, Test Report, Test Strategy, Testing, User Acceptance Testing, White Box Testing
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

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