Eton Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BattleCraft Server

1.5, BattleCraft, Boys, combat extended, long tail tags, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	618160	Magic Items Found:	3169
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring combat in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has just extended combat in version 1.5! Now you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights, intense archery duels, and even throw some explosive potions for good measure.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land terrorizing players. Defeat him and claim his golden egg filled with rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark armor and enchanted music discs that play the hottest tunes in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience combat like never before in version 1.5! Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken King slayer and earn yourself a spot in Minecraft history.

CraftyJill’s Minecraft Server

campaign trail, Candidate, controversy, CraftyJills, Dr Jill, election, election season, Minecraft, political ambition, political commitment, political determination, political drama, political ethics., political integrity, political loyalty, political perseverance, political scandal, Politics, presidential campaign, presidential race, refusing to drop out, Server, state dinners

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	1890	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive state dinners, presidential campaigns, and a whole lot of chaos!

Picture this: Dr. Jill, the feisty Minecraft character, refusing to drop out of the presidential campaign. She’s not backing down and she’s ready to fight for her spot in the virtual Oval Office. And guess what? You get to be a part of all the drama!

But that’s not all – we’ve got state dinners like you’ve never seen before. Explosions, flying pigs, and a whole lot of craziness await you at our server. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual president!

ExesSonNoMoreCraft

AITAH, bio dad, blended family, child custody, child support, co parenting, custody battle, emotional exhaustion, exes son, ExesSonNoMoreCraft, family dynamics, Fatherhood, legal battles, legal rights, mental health, non-biological child, not taking care, Parental Responsibility, setting boundaries, shared custody, step-parenting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you take care of anyone’s kids!

Join us and escape the drama of custody battles and step-parenting woes. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted responsibilities.

Say goodbye to the stress of raising someone else’s child and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, you won’t find any entitled exes or demanding stepchildren here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is a lot more enjoyable when you’re not being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s offspring. Join us now and let the good times roll!

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, DATING, healing, HEARTBREAK, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, self-realization, single

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6495	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	1042	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player two in no time. We’ve got potions of love, enchanted roses, and even a matchmaking villager who guarantees to find you the perfect partner. Say goodbye to mining diamonds alone and hello to building a pixelated paradise with your new boo! So why are you still single? Join our server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

LaiCraft: Aussie Adventures

activism, Adventures, Asia, Aussie, Australia, Censorship, China, current events, Democracy, freedom of speech, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jimmy Lai, LaiCraft, Media, mogul, Politics, press freedom, protest, Son, Visit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Crops Grown:	9570	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	191
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hong kong moguls, australian adventures, and a whole lot of chaos! watch out for china, they might try to take over our pixelated world but we won’t let them! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of jimmy lai’s son visiting australia. don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

BaguetteCraft, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, election, european politics, european union, far right, France, French politics, Government, immigration, international relations, Italian, mainstream parties, Minecraft, nationalism, policy, political ideologies, political parties, populist, right wing, Server, Voting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	8323

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, the French have voted for a right-wing Italian to be their leader! That’s right, anything can happen in this crazy world. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this election result. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Holy Graffiti Minecraft Server

ancient carvings, christian history, christian pilgrimage, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, Engravings, FAITH, generations, Graffiti, historical site, HOLY, holy sepulchre, millenia, Minecraft, Religious art, religious site, religious symbols, religious tradition, sacred place, second coming, Server, Spiritual Journey, walls

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s been blessed by the heavens themselves? Look no further than our server, where the walls are covered in graffiti from thousands of Christians who have visited the holy sepulchre! These walls hold the stories of countless generations over two millennia, with carvings of believers eagerly awaiting the second coming of Christ.

Join our server and immerse yourself in the history and spirituality of this sacred site. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a hidden message from the man himself! So come on down and experience the divine on our server – because where else can you mine for diamonds while surrounded by ancient Christian graffiti?

Dad’s Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

airfare, anxiety, arizona, Bash, Birthday, Boyfriend, Bratty, Canada, dad, Dads, decision, family, generous offer, Guilt, Habit, hesitant, home, House, Minecraft, Server, sister, Stay home, Travelling, trip

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8541
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring family trips to Arizona? Do you dread the thought of leaving your cozy home in Canada? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the anxiety of traveling by exploring our virtual world from the comfort of your own home. No need to worry about airfare or accommodations, because everything is already built for you!

Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about turning down the offer, just tell your family that you’re busy building your own virtual paradise on our server. They can go on their trip without you while you craft your way to glory.

So why travel to Arizona when you can embark on epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life travel woes!

BoomerCraft or MomVsKids

BoomerCraft, Boundaries, caregiver stress, caregiving, dementia, difficult decisions, elderly care, elderly parent, emotional burden, family conflict, family responsibilities, Family Support, feeling overwhelmed, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, Manipulation, MomVsKids, prioritizing family, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling obligations, support system

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join us if you’re looking for a break from real-life responsibilities like taking care of demanding parents and siblings who can’t seem to adult properly.

On our server, you’ll find a whole new world where you can escape the guilt trips and passive-aggressive comments. Build your dream house without worrying about fixing up a second one for your irresponsible brother who can’t seem to move out.

Forget about setting up an office in your mom’s house just to keep her company while your brother gallivants around the world. Instead, join us and let our friendly community of players help you out with errands and support.

No need to feel like an AH for prioritizing your own life and family over the never-ending drama at home. On our server, you can focus on having fun and building epic structures without the guilt trips.

So come join us and leave the real-life manipulation behind. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!