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LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8501
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimension Hops:	2
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9822
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	167962
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	626
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

anticipation, arent, Blockchain, countdown, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, Development, digital assets, due, Financial, general access anniversary, innovation, Investment, milestone, Minecraft, new version, proof of stake, Release, smp, StakeCraft, Staking, Technology, Upcoming, Upgrade, v0.2, Version

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

baby, Bonding, bros, CANCELLED, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, Decision making, Duty, exhaustion, family, Fatherhood, husband, Motherhood, newborn, newborn phase, parenting, postpartum, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, Support, trip, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!