cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
|---|---|
| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
| Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
