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Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft! -
CrackCraft: Where Morality is Optional and White People Rule
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.
So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!
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MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?
And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!
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GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.
But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!
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Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?
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HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!
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Crafty Creepers: Where Ethics are Optional!
Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! We’ve gotten rid of all the likeable characters so we can focus on the real stars – YOU!Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience! -
Feed or grief, your choice! HungryCraft – where hunger games meets building fun!
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we follow the rule of survival of the fittest! We believe in tough love and tough gameplay, so if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of our pixelated kitchen.Join us if you’re ready to fend for yourself and show off your survival skills. No handouts here, folks! We don’t believe in creating dependency, so get ready to work for your resources and build your empire from the ground up.
And watch out for those non-native players, they’ll be knocking on your virtual door asking for freebies like it’s a Minecraft soup kitchen. But we say, let them fend for themselves or call their own kind for help. Life is a struggle, and if you can’t handle it, you don’t deserve to thrive in our crazy world.
So come join our server if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, fight for your place in the Minecraft universe, and laugh in the face of danger. Just remember, only the strong survive here, so bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!