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NoWifiNoProblem Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	106
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of your wifi router constantly spying on you and stealing your snacks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the prying antennas of traditional routers! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky radio antennas getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a magical potato that grants wishes to all who join. So why settle for a boring old router when you can join us for a potato-powered party? Let the shenanigans begin!

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7184
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6805
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4471
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	292191

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	644799
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4485	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13

do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Milkks Minecraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!