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CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Villages Defended:	8

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	12	Animals Bred:	171
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	3055
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	70
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Potions Brewed:	53	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.