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WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7243	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5962	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!