New Minecraft Servers 2025

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#Eternalpadretimeline Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

    CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3924
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Enchantments Applied: 235
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

    Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

    Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

    Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

    So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

    Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7581
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8082
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6162
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9950
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 5177
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4795
    Magic Items Found: 3182 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • โญโค๏ธโญHURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE โค๏ธโญโค๏ธ Minecraft server

    โญโค๏ธโญHURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE โค๏ธโญโค๏ธ Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5461
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 523 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5804
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5536 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9116
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3767
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ores Mined: 8272

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9955
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 469061
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 861
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 8551 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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