Etereals Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	5985	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	239

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	3415
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crops Grown:	3964	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Votes:	7304
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8433
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!

UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, current events, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, LARGEST, Military, Minecraft, News, Overnight, Political, RETALIATION, Russian airbases, Server, source, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianAirRaid, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!

CraftyKremlinCrisis

Conflict, CraftyKremlinCrisis, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, escalation, european union, government action, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political tension, Russian region, sanctions, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute, Ukraine attack

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BirdBrainsCarBuffet

adaptation, bird behavior, bird populations, bird species, BirdBrainsCarBuffet, cars, decline in insect populations, ecological study, environmental impact, foraging behavior, future behavior, global phenomenon, insect foraging, insects, residual brain size, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environment, urban wildlife, urbanization, wildlife behavior

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	373357
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution