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The Unenlightened Masses Lack Media Literacy Minecraft SMP

controversial, criticism, cultural values, fanbase, Gaming Community, Haters, ignorance, Incest, judgement, lack, Literacy, Masses, Media, media literacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpretation, moral compass, public perception, smp, social commentary, societal impact, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigma, taboo, UNENLIGHTENED

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	3496	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-incest policy! Unlike some other games out there, we actually understand that family trees should not be circles.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that values genetic diversity and doesn’t think kissing your cousin is cool. Our fanbase is full of people who prefer relationships that don’t require a family tree chart to navigate, while our haters are just a bunch of DNA purists who can’t handle a little spice in their gene pool.

So come on over to our server and leave your family tree at the door – we promise you won’t find any branches intertwining here!

BlockPartyMC – Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BlockPartyMC, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father-son relationship, foster care, Grief, grounding, half siblings, Honesty, Minecraft, neighborhood party, parental affair, Resentment, Server, shame, stepmother issues, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, Therapy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of family drama and awkward parties? Join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! No need to worry about answering uncomfortable questions or dealing with messy family dynamics. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and build their dream world.

Forget about grounded for weeks or being forced to attend boring parties. On our server, the only thing you’ll be grounded from is flying with your Elytra and the only party you’ll attend is a creeper party (watch out for those explosions!).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any affair scandals or family feuds here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Buildings Constructed:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ores Mined:	2368

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

CraftyHobbyist – Minecraft SMP

CraftyHobbyist, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

One hobby everyone should have is joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the base was built by a group of flying pigs who were actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and uncover the truth about the flying pig conspiracy, join our Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyPeepingToms

apartment living, awkward encounters, BlockyPeepingToms, City Living, close quarters, common occurrences, community living, high rise apartments, living arrangements, naked sightings, neighbors, nosy neighbors, nudity, personal boundaries, privacy, residential buildings, shared walls, social norms, urban living, voyeurism, window views

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of living in a high rise apartment and not getting any juicy gossip about your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a front row seat to all the naked shenanigans happening in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to spy on your blocky neighbors as they prance around in their pixelated birthday suits. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with all the scandalous sights and sounds of a virtual high rise community? Join now for a peek into the wild world of Minecraft voyeurism!

BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition

administration, appoints, BarnierCraft, Brexit negotiations, cabinet, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, Edition, european union, France, French politics, Government, government officials, international relations, leadership, Macron, Michel Barnier, Minister, News, policy, political appointment, Prime, prime minister

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58

FuriousFade is a talented artist known for creating dynamic and vibrant works of art in a variety of mediums. Their unique style incorporates bold colors, abstract shapes, and fluid lines to capture the energy and emotion of the world around them. With a growing following on social media, FuriousFade continues to push the boundaries of their creativity and inspire others with their innovative approach to art.

Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!