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TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Votes:	8678
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8765
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Items Found:	1113
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	9965
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	95	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Buildings Constructed:	14	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!