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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5186 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 71 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
