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RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

appreciation, black power, cold war, community youth, corrupt state, established order, Exploitation, glowies, gun ownership, HUEY, Huey Newton, Join, larpfags, libcuck culture wars, Newton, Npc, revolutionary, RevolutionCraft, society, Speaker, stay, united people, WHITE POWER, working class power, Writer, yellow power

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	4920
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	87

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2289	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Villages Defended:	7

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	64	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	38096
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	5532	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6567	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Falling into the Void:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4537	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	81	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.

Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

#workout, 4chan, Adventure, Al Jazeera, bedtime routine, bike ride, bread and olive oil, Breakfast, calisthenics, cat lover, circle k, cold shower, Gyro shop, homeless outreach, homeless perspectives, instagram reels, Land, morning prayer, outside activities, reddit, tea, video games, wake up early, watch TV, weekend, weekend routine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?