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DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7432
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Crops Grown:	2165
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Farms Harvested:	306	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1884
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
New Chunks Explored:	165899	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

age, CommieCraft, communism, Communist China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, motherland, nationalism, Politics, president, relations, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!