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FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crops Grown:	3813	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Towns Built:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	100

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!

bilateral agreements, blocks, cross-border trade, eastern europe, electricity import, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas supply, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaPower, political tensions, power grid, regional dynamics, Romania, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	7792	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol.