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Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

Crafty Essexpressions Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7104
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Essexpressions! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Adventure Land: Where ‘I am tired of my life’ turns into ‘I am living my best blocky life!’

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6955	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of your boring life and looking for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Why move to Essex when you can join our server and experience the thrill of virtual block-building adventures?

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of virtual chess.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Yes, you heard that right – a land where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to your boring life. Who needs Essex when you have a world of endless possibilities right at your fingertips?

Poop-Powered Jet Fuel: Minecraft’s Craziest Server Yet!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn human waste into sustainable aviation fuel! Yes, you heard that right – we’re taking poop and turning it into fuel for planes. Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place that combines the joys of Minecraft with the stench of a sewage treatment plant?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!

Skyblock Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and structures fall as fast as your hopes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

SkyBlock Anarchy <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/lisp-factions/">Server</a>

Server Overview

IP Address	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Description	SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

IP Address

sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay

Description

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: There are no rules or admins on the server. Players are free to play as they wish.

Q: Can players use hacks on the server?

A: Certain hacks are allowed, but game-breaking hacks such as speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks are protected against.

Q: What commands are available on the server?

A: The server has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn.

Q: Can players use mods on the server?

A: While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

GF Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us.

Join us for a chance to ride on a pig while wearing a tutu, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But the real reason you should join our server? Well, let’s just say that owning a girl here comes with some…interesting perks. Aside from having an ass to fill every morning (yes, you read that right), you’ll also get a personal chef who cooks only the finest virtual food and a bodyguard who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some virtual earplugs.

NyooCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	8408
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	154
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where the bullies get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server where the mean girl who made your life a living nightmare is now the one crying in the corner! 😂👊 But wait, there’s more! You have to forgive her immediately with no repercussions, because we believe in second chances… or do we? 🤔🤪 And don’t even get us started on the emotionally manipulative values of some TV shows… except for that one dope Shimazaki fight, that was lit! 🔥📺 Join our server now for a wild ride of forgiveness, revenge, and Minecraft madness! 🤣🎮 #CrazyMinecraftServer #BullyRevenge #ForgiveAndForgetButAlsoGetRevenge 😜🎮

Heart Attack: The Minecraft Server No One Can Escape!! [Java 1.20.2 Edition]

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	2680	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Does the server ever reset?	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
Are there pay-to-win paid perks?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks.
What are some features of the server?	Resource worlds (resets monthly), Live map, Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech, Pet system, Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy, Land Claiming, mcMMO, Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc, Marriage plugin, /wild (random teleport) command, Leaderboards with a wide range of categories.
What are some technical details of the server?	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia, Uses Purpur, Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, Difficulty = Hard, Main world is 90,000 * 90,000, No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like.
Where can I find more information?	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net, Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net, Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules, IP: play.hearthcraft.net, Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

BlockyBuddy’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player named Jani-kun who stumbled upon our server. Little did he know, he was about to embark on the most hilarious adventure of his life. From building a rollercoaster that launched players into outer space to battling giant chickens in epic boss fights, Jani-kun never had a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Owari da, a mystical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right. Dance-offs. And if you can out-dance Owari da, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Owari da, jani-kun!

Weasel Hive Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of dealing with legal systems full of weasels? Join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content! No more worrying about rule of law, just pure unadulterated creativity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who have a knack for building epic structures with their hooves. So come join us and escape the tyranny of legal systems, because who needs rules when you have llamas?

Hardcore Bulgaria

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

The only Hardcore Survival PvP server of its kind in Bulgaria, we are very happy to be able to share with you our progress and where we have come.

I hope you like the server when you log in.

There are many varieties such as – custom Warps, Kits, Ranks, Coins, Crate Keys, Koth(King of the hill), Daily rewards and many more things that you can see by logging into the server!

I hope you have a great time, and don’t forget to vote for our winner and win some cool prizes! – /vote inside the server!

45.138.48.102:25918

Total Chaos SMP, modded, but forget the whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	405843
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zombie Dances:	5

Complexity SMP Server Overview:

Server Age	3 months old
Features	Exploration-centered modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration

Extensive FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Complexity SMP?	It is a Minecraft server with a modpack focused on exploration and quality of life improvements.
How old is the server?	Complexity SMP is 3 months old.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many more are included.
How can I join the server?	You can join by first joining the Discord server and following the instructions there.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, Complexity SMP has a tight-knit and active community of players.

CelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than /cel/ Kelly Cee edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of chickens and cows could fly. It was a wild and wacky adventure that they never wanted to end! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join /cel/ Kelly Cee edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LeesCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – >baitable Lees! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant floating donut in the sky. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon!

4. The villagers on our server have formed their own mafia and will trade rare items for emeralds…or else.

5. Our staff team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their deadly claws and ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join >baitable Lees today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!