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CreeperCustodian

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	165
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7984	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	2404
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8305	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Farms Harvested:	188
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Votes:	6228
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	773	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.