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DrummingDramaCraft

anger, christmas gift, Communication Issues, DrummingDramaCraft, Drumset, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Frustration, gift giving, holiday celebration, late arrival, mad at sister, Niece, niece’s happiness, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, sister’s reaction, Time management, unreliable

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7697
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	132	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Animals Bred:	76
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	406734	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9636
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	283	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Items Found:	8749	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ores Mined:	6142	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!