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Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	126

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Votes:	9711
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7072

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	1914
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8505

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	75745	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2104
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	765
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6916	Star Shards Collected:	211
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!