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BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic, BalticGasBlunder, China, Destruction, diplomatic fallout, energy crisis, environmental impact, gas pipeline, Hong Kong, infrastructure damage, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, Natural Gas, negligence, political tension, Server, Ship, trade disruption, Transportation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ores Mined:	8952	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

CraftyUkrainianGambit

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

Animals, biology, Body, cat, double, Doubling, effect, Feline, healing, health, Natural, Pets, physiology, purr, PurrCraft, Rate, REGEN, Regeneration, research, Science, Slow, UNNOTICED, wellness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic

Acetic, acetic acid, carbon capture and utilization, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, Catalyst, chemical engineering, chemical production, climate change, CO2Craft, environmental impact, ethanol, Formic, formic acid, green chemistry, household chemicals, innovative technology, low cost, recycling, renewable resources, selective conversion, sustainable, tin-based

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

Nostalgia Craft

batihost, Discord, MHc8JZ6XWV, Minecraft, nostalgia craft, Nostalji, Play, Server, Survival, tc

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

1.20.04 Survival Server

SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV

nostaljicraft.batihost.net

The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]

Dark, Embeddium, EXTRA, Ferrite Core, Fries, grease, Memory Leak Fix, Modded, ModernFix, Other, simple voice chat, smp, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaeros Worldmap

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Potions Brewed:	82	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4957	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

The Dark Skies Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release on August 13th!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ

What is The Dark Skies Server?

The Dark Skies is an in development modded Minecraft server that focuses on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod and other performance and client-side mods.

When will The Dark Skies Server be released?

The server is scheduled for release on August 13th.

What mods are included in The Dark Skies modpack?

The modpack includes: Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Memory Leak Fix, ModernFix, Simple Voice Chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition, and Xaero’s Worldmap.

How can I join The Dark Skies Server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address or domain provided by the server administrators. You can also join the server’s Discord server for more information and updates.

EuropaCraft: The Blocky Adventure

Adventure, alien civilization, alien contact, blocky, conspiracy theories, cosmic enigmas, cosmic mysteries, deep space exploration, europa, Europa mission, EuropaCraft, extraterrestrial life, government cover-up, hidden agenda., Hidden Secrets, Jupiter’s moon, mysterious discoveries, NASA exploration, outer space, scientific research, space anomalies, space exploration, unknown phenomena

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Magic Items Found:	7639	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is where your missing diamonds went? Well, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the secret society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world!

Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a land filled with endless riches and rare materials. But beware, the portal is guarded by a pack of deranged zombie pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate potion that will give you superhuman abilities and make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the surface. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who are always watching…

Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Legends

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, aid, aids, Black Forest Labs, chat models, Cowboys & Saviorfags Friday, DeepSeek-V2-0628, Director Tools, dynamic, Events, flux, General Eh Edition, GPT-4o mini, KoboldAI, Legends, Llama, Meta, Minecraft, Mistral Large, News, NovelAI, OpenRouter, smp, storytelling, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mines Excavated:	1398	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle? Look no further than this server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry.

Join us for endless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our chat models, like Claude and AetherRoom, will have you chatting with NPCs that will make you question your own sanity.

And don’t forget about our latest updates, like Mistral Large 2 and Meta’s Llama 3.1 8B – because who doesn’t want to ride a llama while exploring the vast Minecraft world?

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby girl, baby shower, baking, BIAS, coworker, dessert, diaper drive, draining, Fall, Granddaughter, grandma shower, GrannyCraft, IVF treatments, Minecraft, party planning committee, PRESENT, Sensitive, Server, sign up sheet, themed lunches, Workplace

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3693	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

WeddingPortraitDrama

aita, Argument, Beautiful, Deposit, Friend, Friends, gross, huge boobs, leg, one year anniversary gift, painter, Petty, photos, Portrait, realist painting, reference, refusing to pay, sexualized, skin, SPLIT, TOTAL, wedding dress, wedding outfits, wedding portrait, WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Votes:	7815
Mines Excavated:	3978	Villages Defended:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.