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Magic 8 Ball Breadcraft

AMBITION, answer, Ball, Bread, BreadCraft, career, chance, decision, destiny, fortune, Future, goals, Hope, Job, LUCK, Magic, Magic 8 Ball, mystic, predictions, Promotion, success, uncertainty, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually get a promotion! That’s right, climb the ranks from Dirt Digger to Diamond Duke and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, your choice).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can find him. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate blocky boss!

Forgive me now /v/? I just adapted your favorite video game into MineLOL

3 steps ahead, adaptation, adaptation challenge, adaptation creativity, adaptation excitement, adaptation innovation, adaptation process, adaptation success, ADAPTED, Chess, chess club, Creative, Entertainment, Favorite, Forgive, Forgive me now, Game, Gaming, MineLOL, strategy, tv show, TV show adaptation, Video, video game, video game adaptation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and once got into a heated debate with a creeper over who has the better fashion sense.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you see a player named “ChessMaster69” running around, watch out – they’re always three steps ahead in the chess club.

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

2B-ANON, Beatrix, Chaos, Crafting, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, gbvsg, granblue fantasy versus, Latam, Match Replays., memes, MineBlue, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Steam page, Swords, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Votes:	1449
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

blocks, BUILD, coping mechanisms, Crafty, Criers, crying, emotional awareness, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional health, emotional release, emotional resilience., Emotional support, emotions, Femanons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental well-being, Sadness, self-care, Shed, stress, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, Battles, Crafty, cursed, CURSES, dark fantasy, Demons, Edition, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Leaks.., Manga, Monsters, Mystery, pixels, Powers, SHONEN, sorcery, spoilers, Supernatural, Suspense

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

Adventure, better game, blocks, Builds, collide, Crafty, CREEPERS, deserve, emotional, emotional pain, Epic, Exes, Grief, Heartache, her.., hilarious, Join, laughs, long trail tag, longing, Loss, love, Memories, miss, missing someone, Nostalgia, regret, Reminiscing, Sadness, sorrow, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

Chinese, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, confusion, cross-cultural influences, cultural appropriation, cultural borrowing, cultural development, Cultural differences, cultural evolution, cultural exchange, cultural fusion, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural influence, cultural origins, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, culture, food history, japanese, Japanese cuisine, Japanese culture, meets, ramen, SushiCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Emeralds Found:	3072
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	4527	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

Amateur, bad graphics, Casual Gaming, free to play, frustrating, indie game, lackluster, LolCraft, low quality., mediocre, mindless entertainment, Minecraft, MOBA, multiplayer, online gaming, repetitive gameplay, Server, shitty, shitty moba, time killer, time sink, Ultimate, unbalanced, unpolished, video games, wasting time

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

Anime, Audience, brand new animal, cartoons, Chaos, comparison, Crafty, criticism, critter, Differences, Entertainment, Fandom, Harsh, japanese animation, Join, kids shows, Kingdom, madness, Media, meets, Minecraft, mlp, Opinions, Perception, perspective, reception, REIGNS, Similarities, storytelling, SUPREME, Today

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Enchantments Applied:	295	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8158	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Crafty Convicts

books, Convicts, Crafty, disability, free food, free shelter, internet, kicking out, life in prison, living with parents, NEET, PHONES, prison benefits, prison considerations., prison decision, Prison Experience, prison life, prison resources, Prisonmaxxing, state laws, Welfare, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1914
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!