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DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Approval, armored vehicles, Australia, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deliver, Diplomacy, downundercraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, M1A1 Abrams Tanks, Military, military assistance, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

BackwardCraft, CounterTerrorism, extremist organization, foreign policy, heckin, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah capabilities, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah tactics, Hezbollah threat, iran, Islamic extremism, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, political instability, regional conflict, sanctions, Terrorism, U.S. official

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

ACADEMIC, Assembly, Assembly Theory of Everything, Crafty, Debunked, Evidence, Hypothesis, New Researcher, peer review, refute, research, researchers, scholarly, Science, Scientific community, Scientific consensus, scientific discovery, Scientific inquiry, Scientific method, scientific research, study, theory, validity

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Farms Harvested:	451

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	758
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Votes:	5102
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	9587	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

addiction, addicts, ANONYMOUS, Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, emotional needs, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, seeking approval, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, smp, societal pressure, Therapy, toxic behavior, validation, validation seeking, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	920
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Animals Bred:	62	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutisticCraft, bar, broken glass, cleaning up, Communication, customer behavior, customer relations, customer service, disability, discipline, disruptive behavior, handling conflicts, health and safety, managing drunk customers, Minecraft, sensitivity, Server, serving drinks, staff only area, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	7941
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8348	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly customers at your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! No more broken glasses or entitled customers, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can stack glasses as high as you want without any consequences. Let your creativity run wild and build the tallest tower of glass blocks – no clean up required!

And don’t worry about offending anyone with disabilities, because in our virtual world, everyone is treated equally. You can even have a friendly chat with our AI bartender who never gets tired of serving drinks.

So say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz

affordable, basement suite, Canada, Condo, EvictMePlz, expensive, Girlfriend, income, inconsiderate, Lease, living situation, moving abroad, moving out, normal suggestion, one bedroom apartment, Rent, rent payments, RoomieGFswap, roommate, saving money, suggestion, west coast

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!

On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!

Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!

YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Contentment, discovery, Experience, Gratitude, growing older, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure time, Maturity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, Relaxation, self-care, smp, wisdom, YouthfulIgnorance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!

TinyBlockJoy

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joy, little joys of life, little pleasures, little sources of happiness, little things, moments of joy, simple joys, simple pleasures, small delights, small gestures, small joys in life, small moments, small sources of joy, small things, small things that bring happiness, tiny happiness, tiny joys, TinyBlockJoy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords.

Our server is home to the legendary “Happy Block,” a magical block that, when broken, showers you with an endless supply of cake and puppies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth

#sustainability, climate change, common global issues, deconstruction, Earth, Earth-centric approach, Environmental Law, Global cooperation, global governance, global problems, GlobalCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international legal system, international organizations, international relations, international treaties, Lawless, legal framework, legal reform, policy making, radical re-organization, structure

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of law and order, but in blocky pixel form. we got international law that’s so messed up, even the creepers are like “wtf mate?” u gotta help us deconstruct and re-organize this mess, or else the zombies gonna start filing lawsuits. come join the chaos and let’s make the world a better place, one block at a time. also, we have free cake for all new players, cuz who doesn’t love cake? let’s do this, gamers!