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DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

Associations, Cliches, cop culture, cultural references, donut jokes, DonutCraft, donuts, Food, humor, humor in the workplace, Job stereotypes, lattes, law enforcement, Lawyers, love, occupations, Police, Professions, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, stereotypes in society, workplace humor, workplace traditions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	3109	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

blockcraft, blocks, Censorship, content moderation, digital communication, Disinformation, foreign interference activity, global politics, government control, information warfare, Interference, internet regulation, media manipulation, Meta, News, Online platforms, Platforms, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, tech companies, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

adolescent health, behavioral issues, child development, children’s health, disturbed sleep, DreamCraft, mental health, mental health research., Mental Wellness, preventative measures, research study, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep interventions, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Sleepless, success, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, youth mental health, Youth Suicide

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

animated, Conversation, ENGAGEMENT, Fags, Fans, internet culture, Jumping, KGB, Minecraft, Mitarashi Santa, Online Community, online presence, Panic, redirect, Server, social media, Thread, tiktok dance, topic of interest, Twitter account, viral content, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	192	Enchantments Applied:	72
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

Amon-Ra St. Brown, Andy Dalton, Bryce Young, chiefs, colts, DeForest Buckner, dolphins, giants, Graham Gano, injury updates, Justin Herbert, kareem hunt, Lions, Los Angeles Chargers, Minecraft, NFL, PANTHERS, practice squad signings, quarterback changes, smp, touchdown, Tyler Huntley, Upsets, X-rays

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

UserDeathCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! On our server, your username is not just a name, it’s your ultimate demise! Imagine being taken out by a killer bunny named Fluffy or getting squished by a giant block of cheese called Cheddar. The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through the treacherous lands filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of evil snowmen armed with carrot swords while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch out for that killer block of tofu lurking around the corner…

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Play.XetaByte.ru

C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

Active, Anarchy, Awaits, C47, Chaos, Community, Discord, discord server, Dyanmap, English, Europe, Friends, Fun, German, Minecraft, new members, no build requirements., Server, Survival, Swiss German, v1.21.1, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5782	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.