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Chaika On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin, Chaika, rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And guess what? She survived and went on to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

DraconSMP

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Creative PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Towny Factions Quests Daily Rewards Active Community Custom Currency Jobs Custom Items Dungeons Supply Drops Events Plugins

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ores Mined:	2848	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to DraconSMP. At DraconSMP you can do whatever you want, the posibilities are endless! DraconSMP is an unique Server with tons of Features and offers and enjoying Enviorment for everyone.

play.endurion.net:25554

9X9Q Anarchy server Minecraft server

2b2t, 9X9Q, Adventure, Anarchy, Blank Card, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Exploration, Factions, good players, Griefing, Help, Lag, Minecraft, PvP, rules, Server, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	170	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Magic Items Found:	6645	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

This server is of the 2B2T type, and there is still a blank card there. + there are good players there who help others.

9X9Q.aternos.me:63271

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, Femra Friday night, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, PixelPals, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Femra Friday night Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion.

We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.

Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bounce, breast preference, breast shape, breast size, cultural norms, Lets, Media influence, Minecraft, natural beauty., perky, personal preference, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Saggy, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal standards, TEAM, team perky, team saggy, women’s bodies

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Votes:	1800
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ores Mined:	5093
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

arousal, Decade, delayed ejaculation, difficulty ejaculating, edge, edging, erectile dysfunction, libido, Masturbation, masturbation techniques, Minecraft, prolonged arousal, self-control, sensitivity, Server, sexual desire, sexual difficulties, sexual dysfunction, sexual dysfunction treatment, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

2030, demographic shift, economic collapse, economy dead, failed state, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government debt, housing market crash, LOSE, MILLION, Minecraft, next, next 20 years, people, political instability, population decline, real estate market dead, sanctions, smp, tech sector, tens of trillions in debt, trump, Will lose 300 million people

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Animals Bred:	77
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, I Built a MONSTER HOUSE in Minecraft, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	847382
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com