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ChildlessCraft: Where the only kids are the ones in the mines. 1.21 update!

Adult, Adults, Central US, ChildlessCraft, common sense, Community, Discord, ETHICAL, Experience, games, hard difficulty, Kids, Minecraft, Mines, passionate, RACK, respectful, rules, Server, Survival, Unique, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	vanilla.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	http://www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Joining the Server

We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in Central US.

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, authoritarianism, Beliefs, controversial, debate, discrimination, Ethics, extremism, fascism, History, hitler, Ideology, left handed, lefty, LeftyCraft, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, society

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where being a lefty and agreeing with Hitler is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride through our virtual world where you can build your own Third Reich-inspired creations and conquer the digital landscape with your newfound fascist ideals.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can plot world domination with your fellow lefty Hitler enthusiasts. Trade rare resources, plan elaborate schemes, and unleash chaos upon unsuspecting players who dare to challenge your reign of terror.

So why join our server? Because where else can you embrace your inner dictator while crafting pixelated swastikas and engaging in epic battles for supremacy? Join us today and let the madness begin!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, cute, DATING, Entertainment, funny, incel community, incel culture, IncelCraft, Incels, internet culture, laughs, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, misunderstood, Online Community, relationships, self improvement, Server, social outcasts, support group, toxic masculinity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with adorable creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end! These little guys are not only cute, but they also have a hilarious sense of humor that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to approach it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle built in record time? The unicorn’s got you covered! It’s like having your very own fairy godmother, but with way more sass.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, magic, and of course, adorable creatures that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

BabyCraft2021

baby names, baby naming conflicts, BabyCraft2021, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, Fatherhood, long-distance relationship, Motherhood, naming traditions, parenting, Peacekeeping, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, university student

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Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of naming your virtual baby amidst a whirlwind of family drama.

Picture this: you’re a 22-year-old Minecraft player, 9 months pregnant with your first virtual child. Your ex-boyfriend, the father of your virtual baby, is causing more virtual drama than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, his mom and your mom are here to add fuel to the fire with their own name suggestions for the baby.

Will you stand your ground and give your virtual baby a name that’s completely out of left field? Will you be the ultimate Minecraft drama queen and leave everyone speechless? Join our server and find out!

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your virtual toes. So come on, join us and let the virtual baby naming drama begin!

Forget-Me-Not Minecraft Server

cherished memories, ForgetMeNot, lasting memories, Memories, Minecraft, Never forget, Server, special moments, unforgettable, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable encounters, unforgettable events, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable feelings, unforgettable lessons, unforgettable memories, unforgettable milestones, unforgettable moments, unforgettable occasions, unforgettable people, unforgettable places, unforgettable stories, unforgettable times

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The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you’ll never look at those cluckers the same way again. Join our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie pigman boss. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DreamCrafters: Unleash the Weirdness

bizarre dreams, dream analysis, dream diary, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream recall, dream symbolism, DreamCrafters, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, strange occurrences, strangest dream, subconscious mind, subconscious thoughts, surreal experiences, Unleash, unusual dream symbols, vivid dreams, Weird Dreams, Weirdness

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Have you ever dreamt of riding a pig through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking chickens, and secret dungeons full of chocolate cake. Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in one epic Minecraft world? So come on, join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least in pixelated form)!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCommies, cybersecurity, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, Disinformation, eastern europe, election interference, electoral integrity, foreign influence, intelligence agencies, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Moldova, political interference, Polls, Propaganda, russia, Server, threat assessment, uk, US

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is trying to meddle in moldovan polls, but on this server, we meddle in the most epic minecraft battles ever, bro. like, the UK, US, and canada are all like, “whoa, this server is so rad, we gotta join too!” so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, join now before russia tries to meddle in our polls too, lol.

FrozenAssetCraft

Agreement, Assistance, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic aid, emergency funding, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Leaders, loan, political decision, russia, sanctions, summit, Ukraine

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got G7 leaders agreeing on US$50B loan for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets, like, what even is that? but like, it’s all happening on our server, so you gotta join to see the craziness unfold.

we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.

plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.

so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

ChargeCraftLand

accessories, battery life, ChargeCraftLand, charging, convenience, devices, efficiency, electronic devices, Gadgets, innovation, long-lasting, mobile devices, pay more, phone charger, portable, power, products, smartphones, tech accessories, Technology, use less often

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur phone charger becomes like, the most valuable thing ever. people be trading diamonds for a chance to use ur charger for just a few minutes. it’s like a currency, man. u gotta join this server to experience the power of the almighty phone charger. plus, there’s this legend that if u charge ur phone on the server for exactly 69 minutes, u unlock a secret level where u can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. it’s wild, man. u gotta join now before u miss out on all the charger fun.

AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun

anorexia, AnorexicAvengers, comorbidity, Danish study, death, death rates, Defying, Eating disorders, female patients, Fun, gender differences, health outcomes, male patients, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mortality, Premature death, psychiatric condition, psychological disorders, public health, research findings, risk factors

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come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	1084	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	1965
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Potions Brewed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	4959	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Animals Bred:	198
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	2973
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ores Mined:	8500	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2059
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7543

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Amazing ESLness Minecraft Servers

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Core Server Rules

Joining the Server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

Where is the server located?