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KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Votes:	6752	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	3082	Star Shards Collected:	153
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

66.11.114.198:5080

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6599	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Votes:	118	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?